Saturday, September 18, 2010

ass mouth

bad dental hhygiene is a BIIIIGGG no no in my books
Teeth is one of the first things u see when u lookin at someone,
so keep em clean,
yeah not everyone can have straight as ricky martin pearly whites..
but still KEEP EMM CLEAN
i dont wana be smelling an ass when u open your mouth!


Like daaaaam is it really that hard to brush your teeth twice a day
chew on some gum
crack open the mints?

AHH no its not.
my 8yr old brother can do it, why cant chuu?
Oh and if someone is OFFERING you breath mints or gum
or listerine, dont deny it
there trying to hint you something assface!

Bad breath is like the BIIGGGEST turn off ever
like imagine your gettin into this mad sexy moment
u go in for the hook up
and you smell dog shit..
BLURRGH
like i dont wana be able to taste your bad breath in my mouth after you kiss me
that shit is just straight up nasty.
It can change me from Vixen to Virgin in 1 sec.

Like do u need someone to tell you?
can u not smell that stench when u open your mouth
like your nose is so big and soo sooo close
to your mouth so whats the problem?
do u have no sense of smell?
coz i wish i didnt right now,,
urrrgh i could vomit!


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