necrophillia..

One of those awkward things no one wants to bring up..except me.
it puts the fun into funeral :)

personally..i dont see the attraction in rockin a dead bod

but everyone to their own i guess

instead i will make innappropriate jokes about it

OK here we go..

What do an Aussie and a necrophilliac have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one ;) ;)

There are pro's and cons thhougghhh..

ok

PROS

1. Your not gonna get the chick pregnant, or so they say
2. You dont have to commit, no strings attached
3. They dont expect to be pleased
4. You dont have to cook them breakfast in the morning
5. No awkward tryin-to-sneak-out-before-they-wake-up moments
6. You dont have to buy them a drink
7. A little Necrophilia never killed anyone.
8. There usually pretty easy and willing
9. Dead girls cant say no!
10. They never start an arguement when u ask to try anal
11. Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
12. If you cant find her hole u can just make one

Necrophilia: putting the 'mating' into cremating.

Necrophilia! When you're just sick of the fucking nagging.

What's the difference between Necrophilia and date rape?

Just the body temperature...

Necrophilia... for rapists who can't win a fight

CONS

1. It can get pretty stinky
2. It could literally all fall apart
3. Theres quite a fair bit of effort in diggin them up, although this is pretty much easier and cheaper then finding a chick at a bar...
4. When they rot down to the bones it gets kinda rough
5. They could be stiffer then u are ;)
6. The worst part of Necrophilia would have to be that the foreplay is very one-sided.
7. 
   My sex life is fucking dead. - that's the thing about Necrophilia.
8. Its just plain old disrespectful
9. Bugs
10. Zombies
11. People are just living longer and longer these days

AND JUST FOR LAUGHS:
some of my fav sicko necro jokes

According to psychologists, if you show any of the following, you have the traits of Necrophilia:
- An interest in sickness.

- The belief that resolving conflict involves force or violence.

- An appreciation for machines over living people/animals
None of this applies to me.

I just enjoy fucking dead people.
 

• Twilight . The story of a young woman's choice to practice either bestiality or Necrophilia.
• Necrophilia: It's dead fun.
• Necrophilia - putting the rot in erotic
• I've never understood the fascination with Necrophilia. If I want to shag a cold, lifeless lump of meat that has seen better days, I'd just try to control my gag reflex and fuck the wife.
• Necrophilia - when you want something cool to slip into.
• Necrophilia. The only time during sex where the woman is stiffer than the man.
• Necrophilia: It's only sick if you don't wear a condom.
• Necrophilia: nature's way of telling you your love life's gone stale.
• Necrophilia. Because its so much hotter when they're cold.
• What is the best thing about Necrophilia? They won't fake it!
  
  
  
  
  HAHAHHA i <3 inappropriate topics
XXX SNOOKS