The Book Of Snook: Bad drunks

People that ruin your night by being overly-smashed.

WOW this is one that i just couldnt hold myself back from writing about,

OK if u kno ur a shit drunk, why drink?

Theres a couple of different 'drunk-agories'

1. crying drunk

2. dangerous and/or violent drunk

3. truthful drunk

4. deep drunk

5. hurling drunk

6. whore drunk

7.fun drunk

8. unconcious, possibly dead drunk

Ok lets start at the beginning

numero uno - crying drunk

this is one that gets on my nerves

especiallly when its someone i feel obliged to take care of and therefore ends in

RUINING MY WHOLE NIGHT!!!

like ..umm

1. i dont care about your bf

2. i dont care if u think no one loves u

3. i dont care if u love me

4.still dont care if u love me
5. i most definately definatelly DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCKERROONIE
if you think your fat...
so yeee

NUMBER TWO
(dangers and/or violent drunk)

alriightttty then...
ok these kinda drunk ppl really do suck
there ALWAYS the ones that you have
to carry home coz their brains are fallin out their ears

they are also the ones that
1. bash you
2. get you bashed got they yell at people

3. get u arrested
4. get themselves arrested
5. get you chased down by
a) bunch of lads

b) bunch of bikies

c) stampede of POPO

d) bunch of jealous girlfriends (MOST LIFE THREATENING)

they are also the kind of people
that no matter how much you try to keep them under control
they will ALWAYS break something
in your house.
NO MATTER WHAT!

they also tend to be the people that
embarrass you and leave you with a life
of threats and grudges from other ppl that

they have fuckd up , in your name.

NOT COOL

3. TRUTHFUL DRUNK
haaha these ones are the best
they telll you all this stupid shit that you can eventually
use against them in the form of blackmail/bribery
it is verrry powerful
keep a close eye on these buggers.
there worth sitting there and listening too
TRUST ME

QUAATRRRRRRRO
deep drunk

okk now these can be half/half
you either get into a mad depression session
on how life sucks etc..
or some philosophical convo bout religion (blurrgh)
orrr some SICK
convo about deep shit
that can only be resolved
through drunken D&Ms
: )

FIIIVE
hurling drunkk
hahah these are my ultimate favs.
stupid head ppl who cant hold their liquor or stomach contents
SO FUUNNNNY
especially when they do it in front of everyone..
like could u not have the decency to do it behind a bush.. srsly

for some reason people always manage to vomit
on someone else....
its quite stupid
like YOU CAN TELL when your gona puke
and youd think you would aim away..
BUT NO!

How someone could find this sexually attractive astounds me
2 girls 1 finger...
CHECK IT OUT

like how is that ^^^ hot?

i dno maaan

SEXY SIX
whore drunk
LOOL yr 10s from our school much (cough cough)
Some people
when they drink
get themselves
into literal sticky situations
HAHA

and some people
just end up naked somewhere public
and the world will point and laugh

poing annnd laugh

consumption of alcohol may end in you wondering
where in fact all your clothes ended up
or
after mardi gras...
why your pants are down,
why theres glitter all over you
and why your butt is sore and sticky

THE ANSWER = ALCOHOL
(or roofies..)

its like naked-whore-potion
especially goon or passion pop
gets ppl to do some prettty freakky shit
e.g. 2 girls 1 cup
2 girls 1 finger
(the list is endless)

the downside to whorey drunks
is they usually rape your boyfriends
which sometimes sucks..
but hey
the more the merrier..

SEVEEEEEEEEN
The fun drunk

ahhh yess
i most definately fit into this one.
this is dedicated to those drunks
who are up to party
and will infact do as you ask of them
like
OI bro go and get that chicks number
and shit like that

they also doo verry funny things
that are fun to watch :)
likke