Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
The Catherine Tate Show
The catherine tate show is so fucking good, i didnt know how else to express that but by attaching a video..
I LOVE IT!!!!
Answerin phones...
Why is it that people who spend like a bajilllion dollars buying iPhones and Blackberrys, and touch screen bla bla blaa's never answer there freakin phones?
Its always whenever you dont need someone there always calling u but the second
u have to meet up with them oor u need something from them BOOM no answer...
Also how everyone is so worried about getting cancer from the radiation projecting from their mobiles, but then you see those same people camping outside the Apple store waiting for the iPhone 4 to come out....
On that note, why do people do that?
Why would anyone, in their right mind, camp outside of an electrical appliance store, all night, in the cold, in public looking like a damm fool.. to buy a chunk of metal that will be marked down 40% within 3 weeks?
Like correct me if i'm being illogical but why oh why don't people learn..?
iPhones were like $100000 the day they came out
and then like $800 3 weeks later
AND THEN updated with new software and a better camera like 5 months later..
Why not just wait?
Like how much do you NEED an iPhone, will you die without one?
I swear, Apple is really on to something good, they can sell you fools fucking anything.
Maybe its the liquid cocaine they pump through the air conditioning systems in the store,
maybe its the money saving plain white boxes everything comes in, that seems so beautifully simple.
Or is it the fact that they put "i" in front of everything, is that what lures people in?
The people that feel like they never own anything, the ones that are self conscious and
heart broken, they feel by same its my iPod i own this iPod will help their life get better?
What ever it is, people have this idea that Apple knows everything and therefore they must buy all their products...
And you say theres no such thing as illuminati...
HA! i beg to differ
Jams
Stumbled upon some real funky tunes so i thought i might share them with all of y'all
:)
Ra Shawn - I Got It by iAmRaShawn
:)
Ra Shawn - I Got It by iAmRaShawn
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
JAMS
Digable Planets - Rebirth Of Slick (Cool Like Dat)
Fabulous song for a rainy tuesday night
ENJOY
One of my favourite jams for a chilled out moment
RE: Blowfly (Maggot) Girl
So i was recently having a competition with my mate about who had the strongest stomach,
who could handle looking at the grossest things, who had the dirtiest mind.
Naturally i assumed, with my stomach of steel, and my gutter mind that i would
prevail and win the title of SICKO.
But i had spoken to soon...
Today was the day i would stumble upon something
something so powerful that it made my stomach of steel quiver.
I couldn't believe it, but i had been pushed in the deep end with this one.
A blog entry by a girl known as 'Blowfly girl'
http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html
(only read if u think you can handle it, its quite explicit to say the least )
I had never read anything like it before, beautifully written with great detail
it left me scarred with the imagery in my mind forever.
But after reaching a point where i felt i was about to see my food again
i found myself unable to look away, i couldn't stop reading
no matter how sick i felt, how gross i thought the things she was talking about were
i couldn't stop. i couldn't look away. not for one second
which lead me to think.....
Why was something i found so repulsive, so fucking interesting that i couldn't stop reading?
I mean how someone could be aroused by these things, are beyond my comprehension
although it lead me to think about many other things
like
What kind of music do you like, if you like to put maggots in side of you?
and like
Whats your favourite colour?
Whats your favourite food?
And how much do you spend on gynecologist appointments per year?
who could handle looking at the grossest things, who had the dirtiest mind.
Naturally i assumed, with my stomach of steel, and my gutter mind that i would
prevail and win the title of SICKO.
But i had spoken to soon...
Today was the day i would stumble upon something
something so powerful that it made my stomach of steel quiver.
I couldn't believe it, but i had been pushed in the deep end with this one.
A blog entry by a girl known as 'Blowfly girl'
http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html
(only read if u think you can handle it, its quite explicit to say the least )
I had never read anything like it before, beautifully written with great detail
it left me scarred with the imagery in my mind forever.
But after reaching a point where i felt i was about to see my food again
i found myself unable to look away, i couldn't stop reading
no matter how sick i felt, how gross i thought the things she was talking about were
i couldn't stop. i couldn't look away. not for one second
which lead me to think.....
Why was something i found so repulsive, so fucking interesting that i couldn't stop reading?
I mean how someone could be aroused by these things, are beyond my comprehension
although it lead me to think about many other things
like
What kind of music do you like, if you like to put maggots in side of you?
and like
Whats your favourite colour?
Whats your favourite food?
And how much do you spend on gynecologist appointments per year?
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Bit of poetry
I know i usually do funny
BUTTTTT
Had a bit of a poetic day, decided to write some verses.
Keep in mind i was extremely hung over so their may be spelling mistakes and stuff
Lemmme know watcha think ;)
1:50pm Saturday, April 23, 2011
Draft 1
I am strong, but not invincible
My wounds are scars to keep
I’m a lion in the sunshine
But a cub within my sleep
I’m a fire burning brightly that wont flicker, nor turn weak
But your water, I shan’t stand a chance
In an instant my glow turns bleak
I am a mother of a million
But not one within my womb
I’m a diamond in the outside world
A lump of coal within my room
Is it karma, fate or sin that lured me to your grasp?
Was promiscuousness my protection, or the angel on my clasp?
But from a world filled with sobriety to happiness and love,
Were my morals already crippled, and clipped like a domesticated dove?
I am of great intelligence with knowledge far and wide,
But below your superiority I stumbled and I cried.
My skill and my perception were flawed and incomplete
As you gained a mile or two, I wallowed in defeat.
Without this conditioning would I stand a chance?
To stay intact on the outside, compose the devils dance?
A world of many questions but do I dare to cheat?
A trial, court, no justice, leaving sugar coated defeat.
A sorcerer of evil, your curse has surely last,
A bag of liquid concrete, fixed in, to dry my past
I was once a child, tolerant and naïve
But like a bud that’s keen to bloom
I was nipped and left to grieve
A child that was young but wise, she knew of all that creeped
A child prematurely desensitized to the evil that the world did keep
I am a strong brick building with a façade complete
An underlying infestation of poorly made foundation left me weak
A young adult looked down upon, for their childish ways
If those that only looked down knew, the experiences she faced.
A common misconception left her undetected
Slipped through the system twice,
Though in the end it was only I who had to pay the price
The grieving I still do now, is valid and unique
The loss of a child mind, an adult one left to keep.
The stories we are expected to share,
But then muffled by a sheet
A longing for honesty
But an underlying cheat
If you wish not to hear my voice,
Then why call me night and day
iF the words I bake are too strong for your taste
The you best be one your way
For I no longer stand any tolerance for one way mend and care
For love should be a highway, and both drivers be aware
But now I’ve grown a woman
Who is sure of all she’s done
A woman slowly untangling all the lies that she has spun
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